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Two women sharing bottle of Chardonnay discover they're right about everything

TWO friends who have just finished their first bottle of Chardonnay have discovered they both hold the correct views on every subject there is. 

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We ask you: who could possibly have the talent to replace Gregg Wallace on MasterChef?

GREGG Wallace lit up our screens with his scowling, bullying demeanour but he can present no more. Who could ever hope to live up to him? 

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