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Well, that was pointless, says man after drinking in moderation

A MAN who followed health guidelines on daily alcohol consumption has declared himself deeply disappointed with the experience.

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How to make your love life dickhead-proof

DATING is tricky when everyone you meet turns out to be a wanker. Here are five ways to dickhead-proof your love life.

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