Why young people must not be allowed to 'go sober'. By a middle-aged person

RESEARCH keeps showing that young people are choosing not to drink alcohol, the freaks. Here Tom Logan, 45, explains why this dangerous fad must end.

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Entire world broken by shit update

A FAULTY software update has crippled banking, airlines, trains and everything else that runs on Windows, it has emerged.

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