Wife who agreed to share bottle of wine only drinks one glass again

A WIFE who keeps agreeing to share a whole bottle of wine with her husband has only had one glass again, it has been confirmed.

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Morning airport drinking somehow consequence-free, reckon blokes

MEN believe that drinking beer at any time of day is harmless so long as it is carried out within an airport departure lounge.

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