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Woman already using 'It's Christmas' as excuse for being constantly shitfaced

A WOMAN has decided she can be legitimately drunk from now until January by claiming she is simply getting into the festive spirit.

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Avocado or Kale? Take our test to find out why people think you're an arse

DO you live for Avocado or do you live for Kale? Take our quick test to find out why people generally think you’re an arse who would go along with any fad they were told to.

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