Woman doing Dry January discovers she can make terrible life choices sober, too

A WOMAN who has not drunk for more than three weeks has been alarmed to find she can still make f**king awful decisions without touching a drop.

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Five sickening types of shag loved-up couples have in the honeymoon period

COUPLES in the honeymoon period are sickeningly happy. But what’s more disgusting is how they physically express their feelings.

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