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24 Hours To Birmingham: five songs that don't work with UK cities

THERE’S a good reason why classic songs don’t involve British towns and cities. Try singing along to these without feeling mildly depressed:

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Glastonbury Festival now Center Parcs with ketamine

GLASTONBURY has become so expensive that the only people who can afford it are middle class twats more used to blowing hundreds of pounds at Center Parcs.

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