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92% think they could do better art than Damien Hirst

MORE than 90% of Britons have an idea for some art, it emerged last night.

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Mystery avian deaths suggest God playing 'Angry Birds'

MASS avian deaths indicate God is amusing Himself with a celestial version of compelling iPhone game Angry Birds.

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