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A saxophone solo, and other things that instantly ruin a perfectly good song

ENJOYING listening to a good tune? Here’s an element that’s about to assault your eardrums and put you right off it.

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The girlfriend's guide to being underwhelming in bed

A GREAT sex life is all very well, but what if you just can’t be arsed? Here Nikki Hollis explains how she likes to make intercourse with her boyfriend entirely forgettable.

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