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Abracadabra and other songs the woke youth have ruined for everyone

YOUNG people with their trigger warnings and wokeness have destroyed music, says 68-year-old Roy Hobbs. They can’t play these songs on the radio now and it’s a crime. 

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Unemployed 29-year-old increasingly sceptical about making Forbes 30 under 30 list

A BONE-IDLE 29-year-old with no experience or prospects is beginning to have serious doubts he will appear on Forbes’s prestigious 30 Under 30 list.

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