Every aspect of daily life now like 'House Of Cards'

GOING to work, eating some cereal and paying a parking fine are all just like House of Cards, it has been confirmed.

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Man oblivious to catastrophic world decline because he has massive headphones

A MAN has remained unconcerned throughout Brexit, the cost-of-living crisis, and climate change because he is wearing enormous headphones. 

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