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Adults order children to be sad about Daleks

CHILDREN across Britain were today told to be all sad about the Daleks.

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SAS at home with feet up, as ever

As pictures emerge of western troops in Libya, MoD insists elite UK force is currently gripped by new series of Midsomer and wouldn’t miss it if they were ordered to.

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