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All female characters now ludicrously hard

EVERY female character in TV and film is now exceptionally determined and hard as nails.

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Foy used vanishing spray to seal off buffet

PREMIER League referee Chris Foy faces an investigation after using vanishing spray to push party guests back 10 yards.

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