Subscribe

All male actors amazingly keep their hair

BARELY a single male actor or movie star has suffered male pattern baldness in decades, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

The optimistic Labour voter's guide to f**king hating them two months later

WERE you not expecting miracles from Labour, but are now justifiably annoyed at how shit they actually are? Here’s how to cope with it for the next five f**king years.

Checking article access…

Next story ›