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All rides at UK Universal theme park to be Carry On themed

EVERY single ride at the UK’s Universal theme park will be based on bawdy films laced with tortuous double entendres, it has emerged.

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Man clearly comfortable enough with sexuality to order white wine

A MAN who ordered a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc for the table is completely confident in his heterosexuality, it has been confirmed.

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