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Andrew Lloyd Webber pens musical about what a twat he is

ANDREW Lloyd Webber’s new musical will tell the story of a billionaire who flies across an ocean to stop poor people getting tax credits.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) This week you go on an impulsive trip to the Isle of Wight, because you’ve been drunk on aeroplanes, cruise ships, trains and even hot air balloons but never a hovercraft.

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