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Anora scoops Oscar for best thought-provoking tits

OSCAR darling Anora picked up the much-contested prize for best thought-provoking breasts at last night’s Academy Awards.

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Single woman's busy social life discussed in pitying tone of pensioner with lapdog

A SINGLE woman’s active social life is discussed by her friends in the condescending tone normally used about a grandmother with only a Yorkshire terrier for company. 

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