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Artistic Kelly Brook Playboy shoot inspires tasteful masturbation

MEN are responding to Kelly’s Brook’s artistic Playboy spread with equally creative acts of self-pollution, it emerged last night.

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Government To Fill Your Town With More Ghastly Little Boxes And The 'People' Who Live In Them

COUNCILS will be paid for every newly-built box they cram into your town and then fill with thousands of ‘people’ who are all exactly the same as each other.

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