Arts Council to focus on pornography

FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) When sending back wine for being lacklustre or corked, ignore the waiter’s protests that he’s ‘actually a priest’.

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