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At Home With The Furys and other shows where twats believe everything they're seeing is true

IF they call it reality TV it must be real otherwise they wouldn’t be allowed, conclude the unintelligent. Which is why they’re fully invested in these obviously scripted shows:

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'It doesn't actually matter though, does it?': A girlfriend's guide to ruining football

PLANNING to watch England vs Croatia tonight with mates and a not-interested girlfriend? Try to ignore her inadvertently questioning the very foundations of spectator sport: 

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