Attenborough admits latest series is all just CGI

SIR David Attenborough has admitted using CGI in his latest nature series because the earth is actually now just a giant industrial anus.

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Man will go to his grave swearing Pink Floyd are good

A MAN has confirmed that until the day he dies, he will believe that the music of Pink Floyd is far better than all the other music.

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