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Band Aid Lyrics 'Were Used To Destroy The English Language'

THE lyrics to the Band Aid charity song Do They Know It’s Christmas ultimately ended up in the hands of total arseholes, it has emerged.

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)Your song-title based ‘jape’ was both childish and insensitive, but at least you didn’t use Shaduppa Your Face.

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