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BBC confident it can find a new prick

THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) This week you’ll pledge to people in your constituency that if re-elected you will eat 478 shredded wheat every single day.

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