BBC Pledges Most Utterly Hellish Eastenders Christmas Ever

THIS year’s Eastenders Christmas will set new standards in unbearably hellish festive grimness, the BBC has promised.

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Thatcher Gaining Strength From Nation's Misery

BARONESS Thatcher was making a remarkable recovery from illness last night, as she gained sustenance from Britain’s collective trauma.

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