BBC To Be Moyle-Ified

CHILDREN'S radio presenter Chris Molyes is to approve all of the BBC's output, it emerged last night.

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Dear Holly, My new boyfriend is really sweet and fun and attractive. The problem is that he’s got a tiny penis, and I can't help being slightly repulsed by its meagre dimensions. I've told him size doesn't matter, and that it's really not that small, but whenever we have sex I find myself secretly balking at the sight of his pathetic little cocktail sausage. Do you think I should finish the relationship? Emma, Bangor

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