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BBC2 replaced by squirrel with huge genitals

THE BBC is to replace much of its programming with footage of a strikingly well-endowed squirrel, it has been announced.

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Rampaging stag is living embodiment of Jaegermeister, say experts

Animal left victim delirious, covered in bruises and with memory blackout.

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