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Blair explains how he'd have done Star Wars differently

TONY Blair has described in detail what Star Wars should have been like, despite no one asking for his opinion.

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Cracker-eating woman asked to leave bed


A MAN has asked a woman to leave his bed after she started eating crackers in it.

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