Subscribe

Boris Johnson's screenplay: the excerpts

IN 2015 Boris Johnson, then just a lowly backbench MP, wrote a blockbuster film script. Here are a few key excerpts: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Northern Ireland the most desirable territory on Earth, Merkel confirms

GERMAN chancellor Angela Merkel has confirmed the EU would do anything to get its hands on Northern Ireland, the country everybody wants. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›