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Brit Awards to settle question of what music is good

TONIGHT’S Brit Awards will end all arguments about music by definitively establishing what is worth listening to. 

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Earth distances itself from Green Party

THE planet has confirmed that it does not support the Greens or want them to be encouraged.

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