British person not excited by new TV show about baking

A BRITISH human being is not counting down the days until the start of a new show about cakes.

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New parent and massive stoner discover they have loads in common

A NEW mum and a pothead have bonded over having red eyes and feeling divorced from reality, it has emerged.

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