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Brown To Appear In Hilarious Recession Video

GORDON Brown has begun his political fightback by appearing in a hilarious video about Britain's looming economic collapse.

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British Children Too Ugly, Says Glitter

GLAM rock paedophile Gary Glitter has refused to return to the United Kingdom, insisting British children are far too fat and ugly.

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