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BT couple's son to kill housemate with pitchfork

THE storyline of the latest BT adverts will follow the previous couple’s son as he spirals into a pit of murderous drug-fuelled sexual obsession.

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Eurovision songs mostly pleas for economic aid

EUROZONE nations are using this year’s international song contest to ask for financial help to a thumping hi-NRG disco beat.

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