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Cheryl Cole To Watch Children Cry

GIRLS Aloud singer Cheryl Cole is to star in a new ITV prime-time show where she stares at children while they burst into tears.

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Hippies Annoying

HIPPIES were today banging on about petrol again even though we already get it and would just like to go skiing.

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