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Childless couple at Disneyland confirmed as psychopaths

A COUPLE spending their holiday at Disneyland despite not having any children have been officially verified as deranged.

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You’ll get over her in no time, says dad still hung up on his year 11 girlfriend

A FATHER has reassured his teenaged son that he will quickly recover from a break-up, despite the hurt he still feels over a woman he hasn’t seen in two decades.

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