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Chimp To Direct Sherlock Holmes Sequel

AN EIGHT-year old chimp named Boko will direct the follow-up to Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes after his debut was rated as more coherent than Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

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All Bad Things Caused By Vhs Copy Of 'Ghoulies', Says Cameron

A BAN on poor-quality horror films from the 1980s will stop all the bad things from happening, Tory leader David Cameron has claimed.

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