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Chris de Burgh: Acts you'd f**king love to see do a surprise Glastonbury set

LADY Gaga and Pulp are both rumoured to be performing surprise Glastonbury sets. But the anguish of the audience if these artists strode onstage instead would be a joy: 

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Shitty GCSE English texts, ranked

WAS the last proper book you ever read one you were forced to by teachers when you were 16? These GSCE texts killed your love of literature for life: 

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