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Clarkson forced to bugger sheep to distract from farm's success

JEREMY Clarkson has made such a success of his farm that in his new series he engages in sexual congress with a sheep so nobody notices.

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Robert Jenrick, and the rest of the happy crew riding the 'two-tier' bandwagon

THE police acted incompetently in the Henry Nowak case, but opportunists have turned it into a bandwagon about two-tier, anti-white policing. Here’s who couldn’t wait to get on board.

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