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Compromise version of 'Ding Dong' to be sung by Leonard Cohen

A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.

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Middle class man convinced builders like him

A MIDDLE-CLASS man thinks he has a rapport with the people building his extension.

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