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Cowell Keen To Defile Alien Civilisations

FREAK-wrangler Simon Cowell last night said he was 'thrilled at the prospect' of defiling newly discovered alien civilisations.

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One Woman's Week: Big Chef, Little Chef

By Karen Fenessey

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