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Cowell pins hopes on X Factor human centipede

SIMON Cowell hopes to revive the embattled X Factor by stitching the contestants together into a ‘single entertainment organism’.

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Facebook generation worried it may not be under enough surveillance

‘Why isn’t government interested in our private lives?’ ask pathologically self-absorbed

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