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Cowell replaced by ageing, embittered drag queen

ITV’s Shit Factor will return later this year with Simon Cowell being replaced by a contemptuous showbiz failure.

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Churches to charge for choirboy photos

VISITORS to churches have been banned from photographing choristers unless they pay a sum based on the boy’s prettiness.

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