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Cowell To Launch 'Britain's Got Rage'

SIMON Cowell last night unveiled plans for a new television format showcasing the best of Britain's amateur rage.

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TV Audiences Now Inversely Proportional To Things Worth Watching

TELEVISION audiences in the UK are increasing as the proportion of programmes that are functionally unwatchable hurtles towards 100%, according to a new study.

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