Cuck Sanctuary, and other reality shows inevitably coming to Channel 4

WITH Virgin Island Channel 4 has discovered that sexual awkwardness means viewing figures, and all on the cheap. These will soon be monetised for TV: 

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Ripped man seen solemnly putting shirt back on as temperature drops

A MAN with an impressive six-pack has been sighted looking upwards at cloud cover, sighing and shaking his head, then putting his T-shirt back on. 

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