Cultural thing weirdly not in London

A CULTURAL event is unaccountably taking place outside of London, it has emerged.

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People indifferent to important things passionately defend leggings

PEOPLE who are generally not that engaged with world events have stepped up to defend stretchy jogging bottoms.

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