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Dad analysing Top Gear as if it were collected works of Shakespeare

48-YEAR-OLD Wayne Hayes has written over 100 pages of notes on the new Top Gear, it has emerged.

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Pepe: 1983-2016

REAL Madrid footballer Pepe has been laid to rest following a fatal cheek-brushing in the Champions League final.

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