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Disgraced TV chef not one of ours for a f**king change, cheers BBC

THE BBC is jubilant after learning that the next disgraced TV chef to dominate the news works mainly for ITV.

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Harry to fool Trump by dressing as beautiful princess

PRINCE Harry is to avoid deportation from the US by disguising himself as a beautiful princess so Trump falls in love with him.

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