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Dogs to be shot in Olympic stadium

THE opening ceremony for the Olympic games will include a pile of tractor parts and a man with large hands glaring at everyone, it has been revealed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Now you’ve turned 40 it may be time to slow things down a bit. Certainly until the redness goes away.

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