Doherty asked for seven more pints of artwork

BOHEMIAN-impersonator Pete Doherty has been inundated with requests for more of his art, especially if it involves an organ.

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Millions back removal of dirty hippies with whom they are in complete agreement

PEOPLE across Britain have applauded the forced removal of smelly hippies who believe exactly the same things as they do.

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