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Dried-out husk of Girls Aloud splits

THE concept of Girls Aloud has been brought to a close after being drained completely of its valuable fluids.

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Fans of horror books with dirty bits mourn James Herbert

JAMES Herbert, widely considered to be the leading writer of horror books with added smut, has passed away aged 69.

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