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Earth to get unwanted immigrant moon

THE Earth is to get a moon it did not ask for, that has waltzed over from the outer solar system without permission, and which everyone is united against.

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Shed Seven, and other 90s bands so forgettable you had no idea they'd already reformed

OASIS play their reformation gigs this summer, but did you know these other bland 90s bands are already touring again? 

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